Be the person you want to be

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Going through Facebook:

me:
why
me:
lol you're pregnant
me:
nice tan is that crayola orange?
me:
really
me:
are you fucking kidding me
me:
why am I on here
me:
I honestly only like like three of you
me:
maybe you should see a therapist instead of burdening the world of facebook with your sad life story
me:
go fuck yourself
me:
why haven't I deleted this yet
me:
wow ok wow I'm done

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mom:
you realize normal people don't have such strong feelings about the oxford comma
me:
THE OXFORD COMMA IS IMPORTANT
mom:
you realize this makes you a nerd
me:
mom:
me:
i had a party with the strippers, george bush and barack obama
me:
i had a party with the strippers, george bush, and barack obama
me:
without the comma, you are implying that george bush and barack obama are strippers
mom:
me:
mom:
this isn't normal

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profastpitch:

2012 National Pro Fastpitch season has arrived!

Last night the Chicago Bandits opened the year with an exhibition matchup against the Bloomington Lady Hearts. Even though the score was ugly, there were a lot of great things coming from new and old Bandits. Congratulations to the 4 players who made the roster following Saturday tryouts.

profastpitch:

2012 National Pro Fastpitch season has arrived!

Last night the Chicago Bandits opened the year with an exhibition matchup against the Bloomington Lady Hearts. Even though the score was ugly, there were a lot of great things coming from new and old Bandits. Congratulations to the 4 players who made the roster following Saturday tryouts.